Dont forget that often I put up Jewish jokes...heres one I received from a mate today. Moe visits Dr. Shimon, the veterinarian, and says, My dog has a problem. Dr. Shimon says, So, tell me about the dog and the problem. Its a Jewish dog. His name is Kasha and he can talk, says Moe. He can talk? the doubting doctor asks. Watch this! Moe points to the dog and commands: Kasha, fetch! Kasha the dog, begins to walk toward the door, then turns around and says, So why are you talking to me like that? You always order me around like Im nothing. And you only call me when you want something. And then you make me sleep on the floor, with my arthritis. You give me this fahkahkta food with all salt and fat, and you tell me its a special diet. It tastes like dreck! YOU should eat it yourself! And do you ever take me for a decent walk? NO, its out the house, a short pish and right back home. Maybe if I could stretch out a little, the sciatica wouldnt kill me so much! I should roll over and play dead for real for all you care! Dr. Shimon is amazed, This is remarkable! So, whats the problem? Moe says, He has a hearing problem! I said Fetch, not Kvetch.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 10:39:29 +0000
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