Dont forget, today is National Twats Day, the one day of the year when traditionally all the buttoned up, repressed arseholes who sacrificed their dreams, personalities and youth at the altar of corporatism for a big house, a dead heart and a posh car, get permission from their bosses to escape the environs of their prisons, sorry workplaces, early to fill up the pubs of this land in order to get bugger pissed, act wacky, become loud and obnoxious, and make the annual pass at their mates wife whom, of course, is the woman they *really* love. So, if you are thinking of venturing out amongst that lot tonight, do be careful out there. The twats have all been at it since lunchtime!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Dec 2014 18:24:37 +0000
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