Downside of being single: Every time I hear a drip, chug, or nothing when I should hear something all I can do is say hmph, wellllll, hmmm, now what Upside of being single: On any given Saturday I am able to lay on the couch, no bath, in my same pjs from the night before & watch a marathon of black sails....or walking dead.....or vikings all on demand. All the time while discussing important topics with Auggie Doggie such as - Aug how long would one have to go without wearing deodorant before you would no longer have body odor (as Julia Roberts insists) Or hanging my head off the couch while looking in a mirror to see what I would look like with a face lift. Auggie dutifully stares at me like I am brilliant. Or my personal favorite; drawing eyebrows on the dog then asking him questions & laugh at how he looks like hes really contemplating the answers. ****I know, I know, none of you can fathom how I can still be single****
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 02:10:32 +0000
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