Dr Gadi Eschel, a well informed Jew I met in Israel several years ago, wrote this little piece of satire that I gleaned from an email from Dr. Jim Vineyard. It reflects upon the pressure Israel gets constantly from media and politicians around the world. >> In the aftermath of the terror attacks in France, I would readily come up helping them and volunteer some advices, as they tirelessly shower us with, for years: 1: Divide Paris into 2 parts. The eastern part would belong to the Muslims, and the western part to the French people 2: Withdraw - totally and immediately - from Eastern France, and do establish a new country therein – Francestine. Francestine is the homeland of the New immigrants from Muslim countries who call themselves Francestinians, and declared themselves a nation a few years ago; a nation with a heritage and history of thousands of years. French citizens from Francestine would be forcibly transferred into western France, in cages and other inhumane means. 3: Arm the Francestinians with deadly missiles and shower them with all goodies required to dig tunnels into the western part of France, and while you provide complete independence to eastern France - Francestine do not forget to give them cultural and national autonomy in western France. 4: Keep Francestine - eastern France - clean of French people. 5: Do not visit the Eiffel Tower; it is a holy place of the Muslims. Ascending up the Eiffel Tower may set whole of Europe in flames, and bring about horrible homicides upon you 6: Do not punish suicide bombers; it is their belief and dignity, and you must respect them and their right to kill you. 7. Do not build in Paris or in any other part of France; unlawful construction would exacerbate the tension and bring about harsh boycott and total divestment on you!
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 00:28:32 +0000
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