Dr. Obama Explains That “You Can’t Get Ebola Sitting Next To Someone On the Bus” I think I just caught a little ebola just listening to Obola. Btw, is it just me or is he really getting lighter like a dried up dog turd in the sun? In any case, heres Ebolas response to Doctor Obola: Dear President Obama, I don’t care what you think or say. I don’t care how intelligent other people say you are. I don’t care that you were the first Black President of the United States. I don’t care about your pen or your phone. I don’t care about the crease in your pants. I don’t care about your adoring media coverage. I don’t care about your wife’s biceps, or fashion sense. None of those things influence my behavior whatsoever. I’m a virus. I don’t care about anything. I do what I do. I exist to make copies of myself inside a host until I kill them. And, if I escape my human host via, sneeze, cough, puke, or sweat. I will infect everyone possible, EVEN IF it’s on a bus. Or, if I’m lucky, the subway in New York City. Sweet dreams…. Sincerely, Ebola
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 18:54:08 +0000
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