Dracula. Based on the novel of the same name. The year is 1462. Vlad Dracula has emerged victorious in a battle against the Turks, impaling each and every one of them. Upon returning, he finds his love, Elisabeta, has committed suicide, thinking he died. Heartbroken, he renounces God and swears he will avenge her by becoming a monster. Now, in 1897, Jonathan Harker has been given the task of selling property to Count Dracula, who finds Jonathans picture of his fiancee, Mina Murray (also, she looks JUST like Elisabeta). So, of course, the aged Dracula falls in love again, planning on taking her for himself. This movie is amazing. Only Francis Ford Coppola can give you the grandest pile of shit. Dont get me wrong, this isnt an awful flick. It just... isnt good. And its all thanks to good ol Keanu Reeves as Jonathon Harker. Hes so bad, its hilarious. Winona Ryder is eh, but Gary Oldman is perfect in his role as Vlad/Dracula. Thanks go to Adam Dracula on Omegle for requesting this film.
Posted on: Sat, 14 Jun 2014 04:39:34 +0000
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