Dream last night: while in the middle of getting my hair cut by Jack White, Marcus Mumford barged into the barber shop and expressed his relief in finding me there. Seeing my confused expression, he explained that my father, Joe Mundell, had secretly been a member of Mumford and Sons since the band started. No one noticed it was him because of the large fake beard he wore for shows and public appearances. Marcus then explained that Dad was feeling under the weather that particular day, and they therefore needed a replacement player for their show that night. But they knew that no other person besides one of Dads own progeny could fill such a role, so I was taken mid-haircut, taught the guitar parts in the back alley (because lets admit, theyre not that difficult), given my Dads fake beard, and thrown onstage. The show went great. Dad got better, I joined the band also, and my new half-way completed hairstyle took off, thus securing Jack Whites new reputation as a coveted hairstylist in the stomp-clap music scene. The end.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 19:17:22 +0000