Dressing my 2 year old boy is a pain. Its winter, sort of since - TopicsExpress



          

Dressing my 2 year old boy is a pain. Its winter, sort of since there is snow on the ground but its still raining and there are so many clothing articles it looks like a full military kit and then I am missing one glove. One damnable glove. I cannot let the dude run off, he would hide and I would have to pull him from under a bed, a deed probably as hard as removing a tortoise from its shell, so I am stretching my neck, holding on to him, awkward to a breaking point but cannot see the missing item. My 4 year old daughter is lounging by the doorway, bored out of her mind. She has this look on her face that could sour milk and I swear she arches an eyebrow at me. Girl: Dad, its probably under your ass. Dad: No, I checked. Girl: Dad, there is a lot of ass to check. She was right, of course. Cheeky, but right.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 15:04:21 +0000

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