Driving home from dinner and three asshole 21 year olds decide to slide across three lanes without signaling and slam on the brakes in front of me and another car to pull an illegal U-Turn on a six lane highway, or as I like to call it the worst example of illegal driving I have seen in my entire life. I lay on the horn as I screech to a halt. The driver flips me off and his pear shaped friends dripping of Drakar Noir and date rape laugh. Milliseconds before I commit vehicular homicide followed by severely beating whatever parts of their bodies remain after my Suburban runs over their lowered Subaru with rims, a small hand grabs my arm. Its Suzy . The kids are in the car and Im wearing the wrong shoes to have your back. And just like that, the whole situation became funny.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 05:35:24 +0000
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