Driving home from swimming/picking up Brittany from work. Garage door opens. Whats that hanging from the - OH MY GOD! THATS A HUGE SNAKE! Yeah, hanging from a hinge on the door. Not a garden snake either. This thing is big. With strange patterns. I HATE snakes. Brittany steps out to have a closer look. Oh! Theres another one on the ground...dead...headless. Stay away Niko, this is really gross. This also has a strange pattern on it. Brown skin. OHH! Wait - it moved - and it has a head. Theres a trail of blood along the garage door threshold...God, I hate snakes. This car is getting parked outside tonight. Crap! I have to load my car with my tools that are in the garage because tomorrow Im building a fence for someone. Well, that aint happening right now. I hate snakes. So we go inside. Then I go back to the garage from the inside. Broom stick in hand to shoo away the snake - which I hate. Snake still hanging from the door. It doesnt look very alive. The other one? Nowhere to be seen. Great. Just wonderful. Did I mention I hate snakes? So now what? Eff this, Im going to deal with it tomorrow. Maybe Danny Lorna Gadd Egan) across the street can help this city-it out? Until tomorrow, Ill be dreaming of these damn snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
Posted on: Sat, 24 May 2014 02:34:02 +0000
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