Driving home in this thunderstorm is the icing on the cake....this night was AMAZING! So I went to the 7pm comedy show to see Marlon & Shawn Wayans and it was hilarious and a great show, but I wanted to experience it from the front row. So I got a ticket to the 11:15 show. One of the employees was so sweet and reserved a front row center seat for me. I shared a table with 2 guys I didnt know. The opening act came on which is the Wayans Bros neice. She is hilarious. She made some jokes about our table, thinking I was with one of the guys and when I told her we didnt know each other she said,Well, shes very beautiful so you better get to talking to her or I will snag her up. The comedian is a lesbian. Then Marlon came on and he did a skit where he talked about how he enjoys drinking with white girls because they always yell, Woooooo!! And that is the nigga moose call. Guys in the club wait to hear that and then he demonstrated that they go sniffing out and searching for the girl who made the call haha. So he started sniffing out the front row, and he got to me. Breathing heavily, he stops an inch from my face...looking right into my eyes, and starts rubbing my head running his fingers through my hair. I melted! It was intense! Then later the girl comes back on and asks if those guys hit on me yet and I said No, but Marlon just petted me and she was like,Is that what people are doing these days? Girls, do you like being petted? And I told her that it makes girls purr and she cracked up and told me to stay after the show because shes taking me home haha! She then petted my head the rest of the night. It was an awesome experience! And Marlon bought the whole room shots...over 100 people! Said we were the best crowd.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Jul 2014 08:49:05 +0000
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