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"Du siehst so blass aus Linda, stimmt mit dir etwas nicht?" "Ja, ich muss wohl etwas Falsches getrunken haben!" "So, was war es denn?" "Ein Spülmittel!" "Wieso trinkst du denn Spülmittel?" "Da stand drauf: Entfernt alles Fett!" *** "Papa, wie heißt die Schwiegermutter von Adam?", fragt der Achtjährige seinen Vater. Der Vater antwortet: "Kind, lass es mich so ausdrücken: Adam hatte keine Schwiegermutter. Er lebte im Paradies." *** "Verlangen deine Eltern von dir, daß du vor dem Essen betest?", erkundigt sich der Pfarrer. "Nö", schüttelt Kalle den Kopf "Meine Mutter kocht eigentlich recht gut!"

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