Dude Post! Grace and forgiveness, great attributes to possess and display. Now lets really chat! This could be fictitious or it could be non-fiction... Dude: Hey Princess, you and I are growing closer, have you ever had any dealings with any of my family members. Our town is small, would be good to know if fluids were exchanged. Would be quite embarrassing to find out years later when we are having this discussion now. princess: Oh no of course not, your family and I did not travel in the same circles, I would definitely tell you, would not be fair to either of us. (Fib, cousin confirms fluid exchange after break up, hmmmm!) Dude: Indeed! I have never done the Boot, Scoot and Boogie with any of your blood relatives! Sweet! Dude: (months later) Will you marry me? You are special to me and I think we can build and grow together! princess: Of course I will marry you. (He he! JACKPOT) DUDE: (gets fraud alert from credit bureau) Hey sweetheart, did you try to garner two credit cards in my name without discussing the transaction? princess: Yes :( I thought I was entitled to get those cards because of my last name and title. :) Dude: Ummm no maam, those are things which need to be discussed. What were you going to do when the bills came in, you arent working? You know what never mind, no harm no foul. Lets keep it moving :) Love ya!!! princess: Hey my car note is due, my unemployment is exhausted. Can you assist with the payments??? Dude: TOO EASY! YOU ARE MY WIFE AND I BUDGETED FOR THAT EXPENSE!!!! NOT so much of a princess: Hey Babe, one of my family members needs money or they are going to lose their vehicle. DUDE: Ok... How much? (Amount disclosed) Alright we have that all day :) Too easy, you have to take care of family, NP!!! *** I am sure the average reader is beginning to see where this fictitious story is headed*** DEFINITELY not a princess: Hey! I would like to get another wedding ring! DUDE: (DAHELL?) Ummm, we can look, no promises. *** they arrive to the overpriced jewelry store where diamonds are traded*** DEFINITELY NOT A PRINCESS: I want this one it only costs 15k! DAT DUDE: UMM A 15K RING IS NOT THE BEST PURCHASE RIGHT NOW HUN. DAT CHIC: We can trade in the ring my ex-fiancee gave me and get the bigger ring!!!! :) DAT DUDE: ARE YOU SHITTING ME??? TO BE CONTINUED! UPDATES DAILY AS I CONTINUE TO WRITE THE SAGA OF THIS POOR FICTIONAL SAP. If this were true, wow!!!!!!????
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 00:04:25 +0000
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