Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES. You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE ROUTS. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. He does not act like a TOTAL BUTT HEAD - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. (Loved this one!) Its not his CRACK you see hanging out the back of his pants - Its TROUSER CLEAVAGE.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 13:24:34 +0000
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