Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as HILLBILLIES. You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 3. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATI ON SUPERHIGHWAY.. 4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION. 5. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 6. She is not a TWO-BIT HOOKER - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. (Loved this one!) 6. Its not his CRACK you see hanging out of his pants - Its TROUSER CLEAVAGE
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 18:05:14 +0000
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