Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow Mark Zuckerberg to enter my premises at any time and drink beer from my fridge, I state: at this date of January 4, 2015, in response to the new guidelines of Facebook, pursuant to articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of fridge beverages, I declare that my rights are attached to all my beer in my fridge and any other cooling devices such as eskys, baths or sinks full of ice etc that may be situated on my premises. For Mark Zuckerberg to enter my house and drink my beer, knocking or using the doorbell, then wiping his feet and entering and asking if he may have a beer is required at all times. Those who read this text can do a copy/paste on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place their beer under the protection of the Australian Constitution. By this statement, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden for Mark Zuckerberg to drink my beer without asking first. The actions mentioned above also apply to employees, students, agents and or other personnel under the direction of Facebook. The content of my fridge contains my beer. The violation of my fridge is punishable by law (UCC 1-308 1-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to publish a notice of this kind, or if they prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you tacitly allow Mark Zuckerberg to come into your house and drink your beer whenever he feels like it.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 21:46:01 +0000
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