Due to the fact that I am extremely gullible, I state: at this date of January 5, 2015, in response to the new guidelines of Facebook, pursuant to articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data drawings, paintings, photos, video, texts, pubic hair, drama that should be kept private etc. published on my profile and my page. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times. That might be difficult though, as I can barely write and Im not allowed crayons because I eat them. Those who can read this text MUST panic and immediately do a copy/paste on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of Trogdor. By this statement, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or take any other action against me or my dawg on the basis of this profile and or its content. The actions mentioned above also apply to employees, students, agents and or other personnel under the direction of Facebook. Oops, Ive done a poo in my pants again. The content of my profile contains private dancers. Dancers for money. Any old music will do. The violation of my privacy is punishable by law (UCC 1-308 1-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute). That means lethal injection, after which your body will be gibbeted as a warning to others. Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members (members. LOL!) are invited to publish a notice of this kind, or if they prefer, you can copy and paste this version. Dont bother reading this or checking for authenticity, just share it so that others who believe anything that they read can do the same. If you have not published this statement at least once, twice, three times a lady, you tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in the profile update, and Facebook reserve the right to introduce ferrets into your anus, which will devour you from the inside out.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 19:34:17 +0000
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