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Due to the latest technological advancements in time travel, we bring you next years headlines from Pakistan, 14th August 2015: ARY: Imran Khan announces Azaadi March will move from the Drawing room at Raiwind into the master bedroom. GEO: PM Nawaz Sharif refuses to surrender and resign for 3 minutes as demanded by haters of democracy. PTV: Prices of sundi maar spray raised by 15% DUNYA: Pakistan Army issues announcement through ISPR denying that all officers over the rank of Brigadier have been promised automatic seats in the National Assembly. SAMAA: Chaudhry Nisar press conference denies and confirms that former President Asif Ali Zardari has been awarded a contract for providing more containers. States that these containers are for the safety of the protesters at Raiwind, just like the electric cattle prods, tasers, and mustard gas purchased previously. #NoonieTunes
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 17:17:10 +0000

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