Dumb joke of the day... A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer: “I need to inspect your farm.” The old farmer said, “You better not go in that field.” The Agriculture representative said in a “wise” tone, “I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land.” So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture man running for the fence; close behind was the farmer’s prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets, and the bull was gaining at every step. “Help,” the rep shouted to the farmer, “What should I do?” he screamed helplessly. The old farmer, hooking his thumbs in his overalls, called out: “Show him your card.”
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 15:26:03 +0000
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