Dumb things Ive done today, Number 9 (in a series): Spotted - TopicsExpress



          

Dumb things Ive done today, Number 9 (in a series): Spotted this floating in the Thames. Fished it out. All but threw out my back in the process (its five feet long and made of metal). Smashed a hole into it with a four-foot iron spike. Peered into the dark interior like Howard Carter opening Tutankhamens tomb. Negative for treasure. Positive for being a stinking, rusty pontoon float from somewhere upriver. Now I have to dispose of the cocking thing. FML.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 17:30:20 +0000

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