During her physical examination, a doctor asked a middle-aged woman about > her physical activity level. > > The woman said she spent 3 days a week, > every week, in the outdoors. > > Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; > I took a five hour walk about 7 miles > through some pretty rough terrain. I > waded along the edge of a lake. > I pushed my way through 2 miles of > brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. > I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. > I went to the bathroom behind some > big trees. I ran away from an irate > mother bear and then ran away from > one angry bull elk. > > The mental stress of it all left me shattered. > At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine. > > Amazed by the story, the doctor said, > You must be one hell of an outdoor woman! > > No, the woman replied, Im just > a really terrible golfer.
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