During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day, Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few leaks behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers. Inspired by the story, the doctor said, You must be one hell of an outdoors man! No, I replied, Im just a shitty golfer.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 15:17:57 +0000