During the games I umpire in the infield, when there is a base - TopicsExpress



          

During the games I umpire in the infield, when there is a base runner stealing a base, all the infielders yell RUNNER. When I hear someone in the bus say: Theres someone running for the bus. Right away the alarm goes off, RUNNER! Today I hear someone say there is someone running for the bus. NOW THE FUN STARTS! As Im pulling away I look in the sideview mirror and I see this guy with a turban running. GAS IT AND GO! HOLY SHIT! He looked like Carl Lewis running down the street in the Olympics! Now Im waiting for a gust of wind to blow this turban clear off his head. DAMN! This could get ugly! As he gets on the bus, his tongue is hanging out like Scooby Doo. He says, thank you vedy much! Its all about having fun on the job. RUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 01:26:53 +0000

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