During the wedding rehearsal the groom Santa approached the pastor with an unusual offer: Look, Ill give u Rs1000 if u will change the wedding vows. When u get to the part where Im supposed to promise to love, honor, obey and be faithful to her forever, Id appreciate it if u just leave that out. He passed the minister a Rs1000 bill and walked away satisfied. On the wedding day when it came for the grooms vows, the pastor looked at Santa in the eyes and said, will u promise to prostrate yourself b4 her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that u will not even look at another woman, as long as u both shall live? Then santa gulped ,looked around and said in a tiny voice Yes then leaned towards the pastor and hissed, I thought we had a deal. The pastor put Rs1000 in Santas hand and whispered: She made me a better offer.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 08:16:27 +0000
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