During this past festive season I made some observations and i promised myself to post it here once the festive is done. This is in regard with some tips one should always employ when given lift from shagz on his/her wat back to City. If by any chance i will step on you, am sorry. But please always comply with this till you drive yourself. 1. keep time. 2. Dont put your arms out of the window like a boss. 3. If he (the car owner) is travelling with his family, take a back seat. Dont jostle for the front seat with the wife. 4. Dont turn yourself into a DJ: if he has tuned to Coro FM dont switch to Classic FM 5. Ask before you roll the window down; A/C, etc=may be faulty. 6. If you notice the car owner is travelling with a woman other than the wife you know, use your head, and dont start a conversation about the wife. It might well be that the car owner told the young lady he is single and innocent (should be available). 7. Avoid stupid questions like how much does a car like this one cost? 8. Dont turn the car into a pick-up, so that you go buying charcoal, potatoes, boiled bananas, etc along the road. Did you hire the car? 9. Note all hitch-hikers journeys end at Ambassadeur Hotel. Alight. 10. Carry appropriate items. Dont carry chicken, duck, puppy, changaa, etc, lest you leave your Clansmans car dirty. 11. Before you hitch a lift, ensure you bathe, brush your teeth and dont eat a cocktail of all manner of foods e.g a mixed meal of mbuta and matumbo means youll be belching in your Clansmans car throughout the journey. 12. Dont rear a snake in your pocket (meaning dont be too stingy or fear digging deep into your pocket). Even if you are broke, you can at least buy roast maize for others in the car to chew. pamoja.
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 18:06:59 +0000
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