EAGLE SCOUT (to the tune of Roundabout by Yes) Ill be an Eagle Scout If not, I will be down and out Until the day, okay I can start a raging campfire Without burning down the forest The birdies in the trees I imitate their calls with ease Im really good, youll see Why, the other day some condors Flew right down and tried to **** me In the polluted lake Gators crawl out of the mud, and they chase me One mile later, I get smart and climb a tree Ten full hours, Im still there, they cant eat me Twenty-four police and firemen find me, dangling by my knees I know Im still a Cub I may have made, a minor flub The day I tried a way Using chloroform and DDT To disinfect the forest In the polluted lake Leeches clamp onto my flesh, and they drain me One mile later, Im still swimming in the race Gonna get my merit badge and win first place Twenty-four police and lifeguards find me, floating on my face Im in my underwear, and running for my life from some bears I guess I pitched my tent, maybe a tad too close to their lairs I shouldve mentioned this eventuality in my prayers In search of cliffs to scale, I spot a hermits hut by the trail A yokel comes outside, Im wondring if I should run and hide This guy is really big, he asks if I can squeal like a pig Ill be an Eagle Scout If not, I will be down and out Ill be an Eagle Scout If not, I will be down and out In the polluted lake Gators crawl out of the mud, and they chase me Twenty-four big carnivores are after me Ill be an Eagle Scout Its something I cant do without No matter what it takes I would kidnap all the other scouts And hold them all for ransom In the polluted lake Hostages on a raft, and they stand there Now Ive got the BSOA by the balls Unaware that we are headed for the falls Guess its not a lake, but a river Oh, my birdie calls
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 04:44:36 +0000
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