EPA News Flash!!...By Bill Shepherd EPA Investigators have discovered bears really are pooping in the woods. Emergency meetings were called all around the country as environmentalists discuss how to link this behavior to man made climate change. Scientists insist the poop is contributing to rising air temperatures especially directly over the poop piles. A popular scenario is; perhaps the fact that once in awhile a clever bear steals a picnic basket (the Yogi Syndrome), and then poops out the processed man made foods could lead to more regulation. Perhaps a tax on picnic baskets and Hostess Twinkies. EPA officials plead with congress for $10 million dollars for further study. Leading democrats are sympathetic and feel anyone who is rich should foot the bill. They are calling the study Operation Save Our World From Bear Poop (OSOWFBP) CONCLUSIVE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE ATTACHED..watch video if you need proof.
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 06:41:41 +0000
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