EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS AN ANGEL GETS ITS WINGS. An old man in Florida calls up his son in Michigan and says, Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorced. Forty-five years of misery is just too much. Dad, what are you talking about? the son screams. “We cant stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. Im sick of her face, and Im sick of talking about this, so call your sister in California and tell her, and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, Like hell they’re getting divorced! and calls her father immediately. You’re not getting divorced! Dont do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, dont call a lawyer, dont file a paper, do you understand?” and she hangs up. The old man turns to his wife with an ear to ear grin and says, I told you itd work, they’re coming home for Christmas and theyre even paying their own airfares.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 03:17:44 +0000
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