EVERYONE MUST READ THIS. IM LMAO AS I WRITE IT.We wanted to do something outside, together as a family, today and it was too wet n muddy to do stillwell or other park n playground kinda things. So we decided to go out back (by the creek) and round up/cut some wood. While back there Ellie gets bored and Trisha Warwick had seen a pool/beach ball kinda soccer ball across the creek and in the woods. So we come up with the Idea to send Wyatt across the creek to retrieve the ball. So I ask Wyatt if he would do so, (knowing that hed love to have an excuse to get in the creek), he excitedly says yes so i go to the bank of the creek n send him across. He gets about half way across the creek, the water is above his knees almost crotch deep, and I holler watch out for that shark!. Immediately he gets this look of sheer terror n fright in hid eyes n on his face. His poor little legs start going 200 mph n his upper body starts flailing like someone taking the worlds worst seizure, hes slipping, sliding, falling down in the creek, turns around and id swear that when he wasnt falling down he was runnin atop of the water. RLMFAO! At this point I start to worry for his safety n start yelling that i was only joking with him but hes so frantically trying to get outta the water that he doesnt even hear me at all...... He makes it out of the water, wet from chin to toes, has this upset, mad, fearfully scared look on his face. I again tell him it was a joke and start apologizing. So when he crossed the creek next time he has me fetch him a walking stick fit for the hulk n he looks in the water with each inch he moves looking for the stoney creek shark. NEEDLESS TO SAY, HIS MOTHER N MYSELF LAUGHED ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT HOUR OR SO. GOTTA LOVE MY SILLY LIL BUDDY.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 02:40:22 +0000
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