( ( ( ~ EXTRA - EXTRA - EXTRA - READ ALL ABOUT IT * THE STARTING LINE UP OR SIMPLY PUT TSL ~ ) ) ) THE SOUTHERN TONGUE ~ TSL TPG HOST https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=396217643839093&set=pcb.396232213837636&type=1&theater https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=396226403838217&set=pcb.396232213837636&type=1&theater THE TONGUE ~ TSL TPG EXPERT ANALYST https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=1492988449470&set=a.1492983569348.2068221.1376790449&type=1&theater https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=402486676545523&set=p.402486676545523&type=1&theater THE TST ~ TSL TPG GUEST COMMENTATOR https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=387707261356798&set=a.130497270411133.21928.100003525834074&type=1&theater https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=402791713181686&set=p.402791713181686&type=1&theater AS THE < 2013 - - - 2014 > NBA SEASON GETS UNDER WAY, THERE IS A GREAT DEAL OF SPECULATION ABOUT WHO WILL WIN IT ALL... GARGAMAIL AND THE SMURFS WILL BE STARRING ALONG SIDE A BLOCKBUSTER ARENA FULL OF STARTING LINEUP SUPPORTING CASTS THAT SHOULD ONCE AGAIN BRING TEARS TO SOME OF OUR TSL OR THE STARTING LINE UP VIEWERS EYES... IF YOU RECALL LAST SEASON, THE MIAMI HEAT CAPTURED CENTER STAGE WITH A MAGNIFICENT RUN AND LEAP INTO THE ARMS OF HISTORY BOASTING BACK TO BACK LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS: WHATS IT MIRRORED IN = 3R ILLUMINATION PATCH DESIGN TECHNOLOGY... NEWNESSISTHIS VIRAL OUTBREAK... EPIDEMICALLY CONTAGIOUS OUTRAGEOUS MEASUREMENTS OF THE PRESSURE GAUGES... youtube/results?search_query=SYNERGY+OPTIMIZED&oq=SYNERGY+OPTIMIZED&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=youtube-psuggest.12...80341l89484l0l92259l19l12l0l2l2l0l1255l5613l3-1j2j3j2j1l9l0. NOW THIS SEEMS TO REMIND ME OF THE SAME LOVE STORY WHERE TWO PEOPLE ( NAMES EXCLUDED IN ORDER TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT HEART OF BOTH TTTV NETWORK 3R 3X 3D ANIMATED MULTIMEDIA CHARACTERS ) OPEN UP AND REVEAL THEIR DESIRES FOR EACH OTHER... THE TONGUES LOVE LIST IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF THIS TYPE OF TIME DELAYED MOMENT BY MOMENT MAGNETIC PULL OF CONNECTED SOULS... AS A SCIENTIST SEARCHING FOR AN UNKNOWN KNOWN CURE TO AN AILMENT THAT HAS UNLEASHED A PLAGUE ON EVERYTHING IN ITS EXISTENCE, I MUST SAY THAT WITHOUT THESE RECORDS ( HIP HOP ROCK POP ACCOUNTS OF HISTORICAL HARDWOOD CLASHES ) ALL TRACES OF SOCIETY WOULD BECOME EXTINCT: myspace/thesoutherntongue/videos/part-one-of-an-eye-on-synergy-optimized-tttv-network-exclusive/63027581 ALTHOUGH NEW GROUND BREAKING DISCOVERIES HAVE PROLONGED THE INEVITABLE, I FEAR THAT MY WORSE CONCERN HAS ALREADY TAKING PLACE... IN A FEW HOURS, WE WILL REACH THE POINT OF NO RETURN AND BEGIN TO WITNESS INDESCRIBABLE CHANGES TO THE COMPOSITION OF HER OUTER SHELL... THE SIGNS ARE UNMISTAKABLE AS EVERY TEST CONFIRMS THE NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE OF WHAT WE NOW CALL TOTAL ~~~ ( XYZ ~ 1 SEED ) ~~~ INOCULATION: myspace/video/synergyoptimizedlaunchpad/the-southern-tongue-39-s-unauthorized-reproduction-of-how-i-feel/39747469 HIP HOP - - - BEATS AND RHYMES - - - ( X ~ A ) ROCK - - - ECCLECTRIC CONSTRUCTIVE NOISE - - - ( Y ~ B ) POP - - - SIMPLISTIC LUMINOUS HARMONY - - - ( Z ~ C ) WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM 2 BRING U THE FOLLOWING TSL HIP HOP ROCK POP ANNOUNCEMENT ~ TONIGHTS ALL STAR REALITY GAME WILL FEATURE... myspace/video/thesoutherntongue/the-tongue-tv-tttv-series-sports-special-tsl/55453427 [ 2 OF THE BEST ] THE CHICAGO BULLS [ 95 - 96 ] VERSUS THE HOUSTON ROCKETS [ 93 - 94 ] https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=454162138044643&set=p.454162138044643&type=1&ref=nf LET THE GAMES BEGIN [ * APPROXIMATELY @ 9:30 PM PST ] [ - - - O ] https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=396217643839093&set=pcb.396232213837636&type=1&theater THIS JUST IN ~ KMS VERIFIED HALL OF FAME ( 100 ) myspace/video/synergyoptimizedlaunchpad/the-southern-tongue-39-s-quot-scream-of-freedom-quot/40287513 THE CHICAGO BULLS [ 95 - 96 ] ~ 44 POINTS SCORED VERSUS THE HOUSTON ROCKETS [ 93 - 94 ] ~ 86 POINTS SCORED THINGS 2 NOTE = = = GUARANTEED POINT SPREADS DONT GET REWARDED ( OFFENSIVE ASSIGNMENTS WERE SET IN ORDER TO PREVENT THE CHICAGO BULLS 95 - 96 FROM ONCE AGAIN SCORING MULTIPLE POINTS ON CONSECUTIVE TRIPS DOWN THE COURT * ILLEGAL CPU PLAYER CONTROL WAS EVIDENT ~ RESPONSIBLE FOR A 9 TO NOTHING RUN AT THE END OF THE 1ST QUARTER )... [ 40 ~ 50 / 80 ~ 89 ] XBOX CONTROLLER MALFUNCTION ONE ( DISABLED FREE THROW SHOOTING WITH INTENTIONAL FOULING TAKING PLACE ~ AT LEAST 4 MISSED FREE THROWS BY THE 3RD QUARTER WITH AT LEAST 3 OUT OF BOUNDS PLAY ? ) ~ RESULTED IN A 46 TO 23 POINT SCORE BY THE END OF THE 2ND QUARTER AFTER EXPERIENCING A 12 TO NOTHING RUN [ THE SCORE WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH CLOSER OR THE CHICAGO BULLS [ 95 - 96 ] WOULD HAVE WON THEIR FIRST GAME WITHOUT THE CHEATING ( AM ASS ) FORFEIT ADJUSTMENT * KMS VERIFIED ON 3/17/14 ] JUST BEAT 30 TO 40 POINT PROGRAMMING BEFORE THE END OF THE 3RD QUARTER OFF AT LEAST A 7 TO NOTHING RUN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE 3RD QUARTER * ( REALLY THOUGH PLAYER ^ UNABLE TO SHOOT LAYUPS WHICH STIFLED OUR ALL STAR OFFENSIVE PRODUCTIVITY RESULTING IN A DISMAL FIRST HALF OF PLAY - - - > OUTRAGEOUS LOOSE BALL RECOVERIES ? ) MICHAEL JORDAN AND SCOTTIE PIPPEN WERE A COMBINED 15 OUT OF 37 FROM THE FIELD WITH 9 OF THE TEAMS TURNOVERS ( STARTED THE GAME ~ DISABLED ALL OF THEIR OFFENSIVE MOVES PLUS PLEASE CHECK THE ACCURACY OF THOSE NUMBERS ) / NO DUNKS ATTEMPTED BUT DICKEY SIMPKINS HAD A HUGE TAP IN ? / CHANGED USER TIMINGS FOR ALL PLAYERS DRIBBLING PASSING SHOOTING AND DISABLED THE ENTIRE TEAMS FREE THROW SHOOTING ~ ALLOWED 24 ASSISTS / 40 POINTS IN THE PAINT / 6 SECOND CHANCE POINTS... LOOKING TO REVIEW LIVE ACTION ( 1 XBOX 360 CONTROLLER BLACKOUT AFTER I FOUND MY BEST STYLE OF PLAY * DID MY BATTERIES MUST NEED CHARGING ? ) * STRANGE PLAYS OCCURRED WHERE THE OFFENSIVE OR DEFENSIVE DID NOT DO WHAT THE CONTROLLER WAS BEING UTILIZED TO DO THUS WHO KNOWS HOW MANY ERRORS WERE BEING MADE BECAUSE OF GAME MALFUNCTIONS ( WHEW ~ IN THE 2ND QUARTER * IN ADDITION TO THE ILLEGAL CALLS AND BAD VIDEO REPLAYS - - - > NOTICE THE POINT PER QUARTER BREAKDOWN AS THE GAME GOT OUT OF HAND DURING THIS TIME PERIOD ? ) POINTS ( PTS ) * PER QUARTER [ 1ST ~ 15 PTS VERSUS 24 POINTS / 2ND ~ 8 PTS VERSUS 22 POINTS / 3RD ~ 10 PTS VERSUS 21 POINTS / 4TH ~ 11 PTS VERSUS 19 POINTS ] 12 TURNOVERS ( 6 POINT SCORED OFF TURNOVERS COMPARED TO 19 POINTS SCORED OFF TURNOVERS WITH 8 TURNOVERS COMMITTED THROUGHOUT THE GAME ) 19 OUT OF 51 FROM THE FIELD ( 37 % * PLEASE CHECK THE ACCURACY OF THOSE NUMBERS ) / 35 OUT OF 54 FROM THE FIELD ( 65 % * TO RUN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE QUARTER - - - > REFERENCE THE FACT THAT THEY WERE OUT REBOUNDED 39 TO 20 ) 6 OUT OF 13 FROM THE FREE THROW LINE ( 46 % * PLEASE CHECK THE ACCURACY OF THOSE NUMBERS ) / 12 OUT OF 14 FROM THE FREE THROW LINE ( 86 % ) 0 OUT OF 1 FROM THE THREE POINT LINE ( 0 % ) / 4 OUT OF 10 FROM THE THREE POINT LINE ( 40 % * BOTTOM OF THE NET WHEN THE TIME IS TICKING DOWN ON THE CLOCK ) WITH 2 FAST BREAK POINTS COMPARED TO 8 FAST BREAK POINTS / NO DUNKS COMPARED TO 2 DUNKS * DUE TO ILLEGAL PROGRAMMING / ALL PLAYER DRIBBLING PASSING SHOOTING PREVENTION PLUS OPTIMUM PLAY LEVEL INTERFERENCE * DUE TO ILLEGAL PROGRAMMING / 6 SECOND CHANCE POINTS... LET THE GAMES BEGIN [ * APPROXIMATELY @ 10:44 PM PST ] [ - - - O ] https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=396217643839093&set=pcb.396232213837636&type=1&theater THIS JUST IN ~ KMS VERIFIED SUPERSTAR ( 100 ) myspace/video/synergyoptimizedlaunchpad/the-southern-tongue-39-s-quot-scream-of-freedom-quot/40287513 THE CHICAGO BULLS [ 95 - 96 ] ~ 52 POINTS SCORED VERSUS THE HOUSTON ROCKETS [ 93 - 94 ] ~ 98 POINTS SCORED THINGS 2 NOTE = = = GUARANTEED POINT SPREADS DONT GET REWARDED ( OFFENSIVE ASSIGNMENTS WERE SET IN ORDER TO PREVENT THE CHICAGO BULLS 95 - 96 FROM ONCE AGAIN SCORING MULTIPLE POINTS ON CONSECUTIVE TRIPS DOWN THE COURT * ILLEGAL CPU PLAYER CONTROL WAS EVIDENT IN THE FACT THAT DEFENSIVE PLAYERS WERE BLOCKED FROM JUMPING TO BLOCK SHOTS ~ TOOK PLACE THE ENTIRE GAME )... [ 50 ~ 60 / 90 ~ 99 ] XBOX CONTROLLER MALFUNCTION ONE ( DISABLED FREE THROW SHOOTING WITH INTENTIONAL FOULING TAKING PLACE ~ AT LEAST 11 MISSED FREE THROWS BY THE 4TH QUARTER WITH AT LEAST 2 OUT OF BOUNDS PLAY ONE OF WHICH WAS FOR THE LEAD EARLY IN THE GAME ? ) ~ RESULTED IN A 8 TO NOTHING RUN WITH 3:10 LEFT TO PLAY IN THE 2ND QUARTER MAKING THE SCORE 32 TO 21 [ THE SCORE WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH CLOSER OR THE CHICAGO BULLS [ 95 - 96 ] WOULD HAVE WON THEIR FIRST GAME WITHOUT THE CHEATING ( AM ASS ) FORFEIT ADJUSTMENT * KMS VERIFIED ON 3/17/14 ] JUST BEAT 30 TO 40 POINT PROGRAMMING BEFORE THE END OF THE 3RD QUARTER OFF AT LEAST A 7 TO NOTHING START IN THE 3RD QUARTER FOR THE HOUSTON ROCKETS [ 93 - 94 ] * ( REALLY THOUGH PLAYER ^ UNABLE TO SHOOT LAYUPS AND HIT CLOSE RANGE SHOTS WHICH STIFLED OUR ALL STAR OFFENSIVE PRODUCTIVITY RESULTING IN A DISMAL FIRST HALF OF PLAY - - - > 45 TO 25 AT THE HALF ) MICHAEL JORDAN AND SCOTTIE PIPPEN WERE A COMBINED 14 OUT OF 33 FROM THE FIELD WITH 3 OF THE TEAMS TURNOVERS ( STARTED THE GAME ~ DISABLED ALL OF THEIR OFFENSIVE MOVES PLUS PLEASE CHECK THE ACCURACY OF THOSE NUMBERS ) / NO DUNKS ATTEMPTED ? / CHANGED USER TIMINGS FOR ALL PLAYERS DRIBBLING PASSING SHOOTING AND DISABLED THE ENTIRE TEAMS FREE THROW SHOOTING ~ ALLOWED 30 ASSISTS / 52 POINTS IN THE PAINT / 8 SECOND CHANCE POINTS... LOOKING TO REVIEW LIVE ACTION * STRANGE PLAYS OCCURRED WHERE THE OFFENSIVE OR DEFENSIVE DID NOT DO WHAT THE CONTROLLER WAS BEING UTILIZED TO DO THUS WHO KNOWS HOW MANY ERRORS WERE BEING MADE BECAUSE OF GAME MALFUNCTIONS ( WHEW ~ 5 OR MORE THREE POINTERS WITH THE 4TH QUARTER STILL IN THE BACKGROUND * YET TO BE PLAYED * IN ADDITION TO THE ILLEGAL CALLS AND BAD VIDEO REPLAYS - - - > NOTICE THE MULTIPLE TRIPS DOWN THAT THE OPPOSING TEAM MADE CONSECUTIVE BUCKETS ? ) POINTS ( PTS ) * PER QUARTER [ 1ST ~ 15 PTS VERSUS 19 POINTS / 2ND ~ 10 PTS VERSUS 26 POINTS / 3RD ~ 12 PTS VERSUS 35 POINTS / 4TH ~ 15 PTS VERSUS 18 POINTS ] 10 TURNOVERS ( 6 POINT SCORED OFF TURNOVERS COMPARED TO 13 POINTS SCORED OFF TURNOVERS WITH 5 TURNOVERS COMMITTED THROUGHOUT THE GAME ) 24 OUT OF 56 FROM THE FIELD ( 43 % * PLEASE CHECK THE ACCURACY OF THOSE NUMBERS ) / 39 OUT OF 59 FROM THE FIELD ( 66 % * 35 TO 12 POINT SCORE FOR THE 3RD QUARTER - - - > REFERENCE THE FACT THAT THEY WERE OUT REBOUNDED 36 TO 23 ) 3 OUT OF 17 FROM THE FREE THROW LINE ( 18 % * THATS ALOT OF FREE THROWS ) / 11 OUT OF 17 FROM THE FREE THROW LINE ( 65 % ) 1 OUT OF 3 FROM THE THREE POINT LINE ( 33 % ) / 9 OUT OF 16 FROM THE THREE POINT LINE ( 56 % * CLUTCH PLAY AT ALL TIMES ) WITH 4 FAST BREAK POINTS COMPARED TO 18 FAST BREAK POINTS / NO DUNKS COMPARED TO 8 DUNKS * DUE TO ILLEGAL PROGRAMMING / ALL PLAYER DRIBBLING PASSING SHOOTING PREVENTION PLUS OPTIMUM PLAY LEVEL INTERFERENCE * DUE TO ILLEGAL PROGRAMMING / 5 SECOND CHANCE POINTS... ON 2/25/14 ~ AFTER DEBATING ON HOW TO UPHOLD THE INTEGRITY OF THE STARTING LINE UP ( TSL ) LEAGUE, ALL THE PLAYERS VOTED IN ORDER TO CREATE AN ACTIVE MEMBERSHIP ASSOCIATION ( AM ASS )... THE TST OR AS WE CALL HIM, ... OUR GUEST COMMENTATOR ... WAS CHOSEN TO REVIEW THIS SPECIFIC SET OF GAMES ( FIRST OF THE SEASON MATCH UP ) IN AN EFFORT TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT FAIR COMPETITIVE PLAY WAS BEING UTILIZED... THE UNFORTUNATE OUTCOME BASED ON THE FACTS THAT WERE OBTAINED FROM THE INFORMATIVE REVIEW HAVE CAUSED THE TSL LEAGUE LEADERSHIP TO SUBMIT THE FIFTEENTH ( AM ASS ) GRIEVANCE... THE RESULTS ARE ALREADY UNKNOWN KNOWN AND THE APPROPRIATE REVELATION FOR THE WORLD TO NOTE * ROMANTIC IS MS THAT THE BEST OF ALL TIME [ THE CHICAGO BULLS * 95 - 96 ] STILL HAVE ZERO BLEMISHES ON THEIR RECORD AND NOW 30 WINS TOTAL ( KMS VERIFIED 3/18/14 )...
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