Earlier this year after receiving his well deserved reward for Thailands most dysfunctional family Pothole Martin gave this interview to the Pattaya Mail; Long before I gave up hope I had a dream that one of my sons would compete in the Olympics. I never new what sport would suit until the birth of my youngest child. Recently when I heard that crying & screaming was to be included in in the Tokyo Olympics and I knew my time had come. I have actually been training young Tyrone since birth, his mother & I spent up to 5 hours each day screaming at each other knowing this would form a vital part of his future personality. We knew we had a winner from the moment his slipped out of his mothers hands and fell on his head on the concrete floor, his piercing screams all the way to the hospital inspired me to continue his training. I am well qualified to coach him as I have cried in front of detectives at North Sydney police station on a number of occasions, and have screamed in many of Pattayas top hotels & restaurants. Please also remember that being irresponsible is not as easy as I make it out to be. Finally, you are most welcome to view my training sessions, just meet me at any shopping centre when I have the children with me, or better still ride in the car while they are in the back shrieking & screaming at a championship level.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 03:59:22 +0000
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