Easiest way to find out if a straight man hasnt been physically involved with a woman in a disgustingly long time? You find him watching The Hours late at night and admiring how fabulous Meryl Streep is. #notgay #iswear #notthatthereisanythingwrongwiththat #onsecondthought #ifiwasgay #imightactuallygetlaid #ifnotforthatwholeanalthing #maybe #andbodyhair #andlowvoicegrunts #andexternalreproductiveorgansdangling #andmalebodyodor #sympathyforthegays #youaretherealheroes #impeccablepaintolerance #andabilitytosplitbills #jealous #envy #pennsylvaniagaymarriage #victory
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 03:16:38 +0000
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