Ebyewunyissa tebigwa munsi Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor en decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but they didnt bother 2 pick them since they had enough in d bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u.... He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for the priest... Father, plz come wit me . Come n witness God and satan sharing corpse @ de cemetery... they both ran back 2 the cemetery gate the d voice continued : one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u... Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said: what about the two @ de gate? Come see marathon race! de priest almost ran pass de church gate.. shouting: We are not dead yet oohh!!!. enjoy your lunch
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 09:57:33 +0000
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