Edgar Friendly: Thats right. You see, according to *Cacteaus* - TopicsExpress



          

Edgar Friendly: Thats right. You see, according to *Cacteaus* plan. *Im* the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. Im into freedom of speech, freedom of choice. Im the kind if guy who would sit in the greasy spoon and think Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the big rack of Barbecued spare ribs with the side order of gravy fries? I *want* high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese alright? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section. I wanna run around naked with green jell-o all over my body reading a Playboy magazine. Why? Because maybe I feel the need to okay pal? Ive *seen* the future, you know what it is. Its made by a 47 year-old virgin in gray pajamas soaking in a bubble bath, drinking a broccoli milkshake and thinking Im an Oscar-Meyer Wiener. You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cacteaus way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other option: come down here, maybe starve to death.
Posted on: Wed, 08 Oct 2014 23:43:27 +0000

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