Eeeeeeek!!! So I stopped for gas and the worlds creepiest midget - TopicsExpress



          

Eeeeeeek!!! So I stopped for gas and the worlds creepiest midget came waddling over, tugged on my shirt and complimented my car! I couldnt even reply I was so totally mortified! Anyone who truly knows me knows that I am HORRIFIED of midgets!!! Little people...dwarfs...oompa loompas...whatever ya wanna call em! I know this makes me a bad person, cant help it! Always have been! Theyre sneaky and mobile and have sharp little teeth and claws and theyre just waiting to do cartwheels up and down me and rip my flesh! I know youre probably laughing and wondering how a full grown man standing 66 tall could be afraid of someone half his size but they make my skin crawl!!! My hands are sweating just typing this! AAAAAAAARGH!!!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 20:31:57 +0000

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