Ek lees hier dat ons nie meer raad vir diere mag gee nie. Dus vra ek nederig om verskoning vir die raad wat hier volg, ....................................................................................................................................................................................How to give a cat a pill................... Im sure we all know this story! Actually, I have a son who used to be like this too!How to give a cat a pill1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as ifholding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side ofcats mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill inrighthand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouthandswallow.2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in leftarm and repeat process.3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw away soggy pill.4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear pawstightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to backof mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Callspouse in from garden.6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front andrearpaws. ignore growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold cats head firmlywith one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down rulerand rub cats throat vigorously.7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Makenote to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shatteredfigurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.8. Wrap cat in a large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with cats headjust visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of a drinkingstraw, force cats mouth open with pencil and blow down straw.9. Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans. Apply Band-aidto spouses forearm and remove blood from the carpet with soap and water.10. Retrieve cat from neighbours shed. Get another pill. Place cat incupboard and close door onto neck, so as to leave the headshowing. Force mouth open with spoon. Flick pill down throat with elasticband.11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.Fetch scotch. Apply cold compress to cheek and check date of lasttetanusjab. Apply whisky compress to cheek to disinfect. Throw tee-shirt awayand fetch new onefrom bedroom.12. Ring fire brigade to retrieve the frigging cat from tree across theroad. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence whileswerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.13. Tie the little bastards front paws to rear paws with garden twineandbind tightly to leg of the dining table. Find heavy pruning gloves fromshed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Berough about it. Hold head vertical and pour 2 pints of water down catsthroat to wash down pill.14. Get spouse to drive you to the Casualty, sit quietly while doctorstitches fingers and forearm and removes pill fromyour eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order a new table.15. Arrange for SPCA to collect the mutant cat and ring local pet shop tosee whether they have any hamsters.How to give a dog a pill.1. Wrap it in bacon.
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