Eli-ism #1000 The Eli-kamikazee (Advanced Pick-up tactics) *Balls not included The Eli-kamikazee is another Eli original. Yes, it has been beta tested for 3 weeks with 100% success but it requires balls, which most of you dont have; This should only be attempted by Experts with thier plates full, and only by non-thirsty niggas(top 1%). So when youre at the club and see a group of 3 girls+, and you already have your piece for the night on reserve, and your soo fresh that you now wanna throw some at your boy; The expert dives in or moves in on the pack of girls, making an effort to seem a bit drunk(walking sloppy and slurred words are reccomended). Approach the pack of girls in an aggressive drunken manner; even after recieving the old head cut off motion by the designated cockblocker of the group. You have to be annoying and persistant so as to REALLY disturb them, while being careful not to get yourself kicked out...lol. So just when you got them to the point of freakin out, your boy comes in and saves the day by grabbing you aggressively and pushing you away... Now its key that you act like you dont know each other, so be sure to not be seen together prior to attempting this move. The pack of girls need to believe that they just got saved from an asshole by a completely super sweet stranger. You have to coordinate your efferts, as some packs will require multiple passes by the kamikazee expert; usually depending on the packs level of hottness. With skill, your boy will be the hero and be allowed to socialize and integrate into the pack. Again, experts only as there are many variables and super advanced moves that can be added to improve success rates. For instance, take 10 minutes to survey the pack. You will then kno for sure that thier bfs arent in the bathroom. Also, identify the weakest one in the herd, and also the alpha. Never go for the Alpha initially.... And dont go for the weakest membet, unless you are satisfied with staying with her, as you cannot jump from weakest to Alpha, maybe weakest to beta. Which is why i usually kamikazee the beta, n your boy saves the beta. Allowing him the chance to move up or down one ranking. I can explain why and how exactly to jump, but this is sufficient info for this edition of Eli-isms...lol.. Enjoy.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 18:18:26 +0000
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