Embarrassing moment of the Month: The other day Im in Pet Smart looking for a dog bed/maybe crate. I decide to get a closer look at a box and struggle to get it off the shelf, set it on the floor, and start to walk/drag it down the isle when a guy comes jogging after me saying Excuse me! I turn around and think, Do I know this guy? But, he was REALLY attractive! Like a young Matt Damon. I probably would have remembered him if I had. He stops and looks a me for a few seconds with a cute little smirk on his face and I think, There is NO WAY this dude is hitting on me. Right. . .right? Then he says. . .The back of your dress is caught in your. . .um. . . . Then he starts to look a little nervous and I am MORTIFIED!!! My eyes become saucers and I say the first thing that comes to mind, OH MY GOD! I went to the bathroom! This does not explain why my dress is in my panties but probably makes him think I just peed myself. I can think of nothing else to say however. I quickly pull my dress out and its pretty much the whole back of my dress, and stammer how sorry I am like me showing my ass in a busy store was planned as a personal blow towards him. Then he gets serious and says Oh no, Its not. . . He let that hang. . . so did I. . .as I quickly walked away.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 00:46:05 +0000
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