Empire Strikes Back is exactly like the Pistons beating Jordan and - TopicsExpress



          

Empire Strikes Back is exactly like the Pistons beating Jordan and the Bulls in 89, the last great triumph of a dying order. And Return of the Jedi is basically the part where Jordan comes back strong the next year and topples the Pistons and takes over the league. And these new Star Wars movies will be just like LeBron James and the Miami Heat dominating the league in new adventures a generation after Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls. Jordan is Luke Skywalker, Bill Laimbeer is Grand Moff Tarken, Isiah Thomas is Darth Vader, Phil Jackson is Obi-Wan Kenobi, David Stern is the Emperor, Scottie Pippen is Han Solo, Spike Lee is Jar-Jar Binks, Dennis Rodman is Lando Calrissian, and LeBron James is the offspring of Luke Skywalker and Mara Jade. - Bill Simmons theverge/2014/2/12/5404412/star-wars-episode-vii-shooting-may-through-september-2014
Posted on: Thu, 13 Feb 2014 04:22:23 +0000

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