Engineering College : Place where you are punished for getting good marks in high school. Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in our group. Practicals : 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do our experiment, and usually destroy lab equipments. Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is. Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep. Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must…only meant for sleeping and completing assignments Art student – this question is out of syllabus. Commerce student – problem is not well defined. Doctor – research in progress but no result found. Engineering student -So simple… 2+2=0 two+two=0 tw(0+0)=0 Now (0+0)=0/tw than 0+0=0 0=0 ENGINEERS ARE INCREDIBLE Nurse to Engineer: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times. . Engineer: ok . Nurse: What do u feel now….?? . Engineer: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply awesome babe… .
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 09:33:26 +0000
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