Engineers When does a person decide to become an engineer? When he realizes he doesnt have the charisma to be an undertaker. What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities. How can you tell an extroverted engineer? When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own. Why did the engineers cross the road? Because they looked in the file and thats what they did last year. How do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. How can you tell an extroverted engineer? When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own. You might be an engineer if ... ... you can type 70 words per minute but cant read your own handwriting. ... you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects. ... you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
Posted on: Sun, 04 May 2014 14:26:26 +0000