England 0 Chile 2 So what went wrong? 1. England; this isnt Rugby or American Football, you dont have to allow every member of the opposing team to get in front of you before you start going forwards. 2. When you lose the ball dont stand at least ten to twenty five feet from your opposing players as that leads you to end up charging in all night long giving away silly fouls and pointlessly tiring yourself out running aimlessly around and never even getting close to the ball half the time. 3. When you get the ball pass forwards and not backwards thus getting passed as many opposing players as possible, then if you lose the ball you have the entire team behind you, rather than pissing about aimlessly passing amongst the back four until someone cocks up and it results in a goal as it did tonight. 4. Manager: Have a system! When the team possess the ball it should have at least four players close around the ball at all times rather than have one bloke with three defenders all over him attempting to beat them all to somehow pass to people already heavily marked themselves standing 20 yards away! 5. Cheat: The moment you feel someone touch you go down injured and roll around as if youve been shot, it works for every other top team out there. 6. If someone does break through bring him down well before he reaches the penalty area, it prevents a goal and allows you to then get back in numbers, all top teams do this. If he gets booked sub him and then put someone else on to do exactly the same thing. 7. Manager: Select their slowest defender and your fastest attacker and match them up one to one by making him stand onside alongside him and then making it a foot race to the ball by hoofing it over all their players straight to our player leaving him then with a one to one with the keeper. 8. Manager: Training: Just an idea, but try training with a football instead of just having our players jogging around the edge of a pitch doing Tiller Girl type high kicks, then you can practise the above move over and over again so when we do pass to our front player he actually gets the ball at his feet breaks free and scores a goal, because hes done it a million times already in training. 9. If your team has played total shit admit it and not pat people on the back for embarrassing us as a footballing nation. Let them know that only winning is acceptable. 10. British Football Association: Pay all England players for winning ONLY as there is NO prize for second place if you seriously want to win any top tournament, then and only then will you will you breed a team of winners. Rant over.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 22:59:46 +0000
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