English paper for 12th class Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 20 marks) Answer: USAs Student....... Answer: Love is life. (marks : 5 out of 20 ) UKs Student...... Answer : Love is pain. ( marks : 5 out of 20 ) UAEs Student...... Answer : Love Khuda hai. ( marks : 5 out of 20 ) Indian Student........ Answer : . . . . . - Definition: A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated - TYPES: 1 sided & 2 sided - AGE: Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age - SYMPTOMS: Tension Daydreaming Insomnia Phone Addiction - DIAGNOSIS BY: Diary Photos Mobile - TREATMENT: Anti-LOVE therapy by Fathers Shoe or Mothers Sandal...... (marks 20 out of 20 ) Excellent !! _______________ _______ NOTE :- Dont ask Indian students , They can stretch any thing for 20 marks ! AMERICAN LIFE STYLE.. --------------- --------------- DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U.. DAD: U naughty.. Its Ok.. But Dont forget next Time.. . --------------- --------------- Population Comparison : --------------- ----------- INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. Wat abt U? AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro. Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom... Britisher : Y u indians differ in colors, look we R all white..? AbdulKalam: Horses r in different colors but donkeys r all the same..! Send 2 all indians... ... Worlds laughter day today..
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