Enterd a bus from ojota to yaba. After som mins, i decided to scare d passengers. So i brought out my fone.. And startd fakin a call. hello oga, i don dey press dat button since but d bomb no gree blow. Na d blue one or d red one? Ok d red one? I go do am now come and see reactions. Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) hello Chuwkudi, run now to apapa and wait for my container. Its like i will die today but make sure u collect my money from obinna.. Yoruba woman: driver wêré, akpayan. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi.. I was just laughin discreetly until d hausa man siting close to me said. Hausa man: oka abeg dat time i dey make am for call, wher dem say make i press so dat d bomb i go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never blow..... i faint
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 20:33:14 +0000
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