Epic Epic WHOOP WHQQP Epic Rap!! Battles1!!!!!! of History1!!!!!!!! Vs. Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye [Sir Isaac Newton] Of all the scientific minds in history they put Beaker in a bow tie up against me? I´m a master! I discovered gravity I drop rhymes like they´re falling from an apple tree You´re no match for me, you got a bach degree I got a unit of force named after me! You wanna battle guy? That´s a crazy notion! When I start flowing I stay in motion First law, did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect? Perhaps itd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop Or another wacky sound effect I was born on Christmas, I´m Gods gift! I unlock the stars that youre dancing with You waste time debating creationists, while I create the science You explain to kids [Bill Nye] Yes, it´s true, what I used to do is teach kids science on my PBS show But Now I do what I gotta do to make sure Scientific though can grow and Im still in my prime Hitting my stride, whatd you do? With the back half of your life? You freaked out started countint coins for the bank And you sure didn´t have no wife Ohh, you wrote book on gravity But you couldn´t attract no body Your work on orbits was exemplary But your circle of friends was shoddy You don´t wanna mess with the guy, Bill Nye I rap sharper like a needle in your eye Stick to drinking that mercury ´Cause I hypothesize, that you´re about to get beat [Sir Isaac Newton] Well I conclude, that your methods are the wackest You wouldn´t even pass in one of my classes Every action has an equal and opposite reaction Except for when we both start rapping I accelerated the mind of mankind To a higher plane of understanding and I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape Of the shadow of the mind, you´re standing in And I will leave you with a page from a book I wrote At half your age to rebut the integral sec y dy From zero to one-sixth of pi is log to base e Of the square-root of three times sixty fourth power of what [deGrasse Tyson] Why don´t you pick on a brain your own size We got a badass over here plus I got your back Nye Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly By the way the answer to your little calculation is i As in I put the Swag back in science While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking dagger in Liebniz And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business The universe is infinite but this battle is finished Epic Epic Epic Rap!! Battles1!!!!!! of History1!!!!!!!! Vs. Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye https://youtube/watch?v=8yis7GzlXNM
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 13:03:32 +0000