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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her scooter and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. STOP!, he shouted in a firm voice. Have you got a licence for that thing? Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. OK he said and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted STOP! Have you proof of insurance? Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said On your way, Maam. As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt-Naked, and holding his You-Know-What in his hand. Oh, good grief, yelled Ethel, Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again.!!!

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