European jokes.... Serbian joke about Albanians- “An Albanian goes in a shopping area to sell some clothes he had stolen previously, but another thief robs him. When he returns home his wife asks him: – “So, did you earn anything?” – “No,” – replies the thief, “this time I sold at cost price!”” Joke about Montenegro folks: Whats the highest score for Montenegrin on a 100 meters race ? - 10 meters Bosnian joke about Serbs and Croats- A Bosnian, a Croat, and a Serb were sitting near a river bank. Suddenly a figure emerged from the water and said, Each one of you make a wish and it will be granted. The Serb spoke first: I wish all the Croats would die! The Croat retaliated, I wish all the Serbs would die! It was now the turn of the Bosnian, All I want is a cup of tea, he said. My two fondest wishes have just been fulfilled! Greek joke about Albanians- “What’s the fastest thing in Kosovo?” “- An Albanian with your TV” “- And what’s the second fastest thing in Kosovo?” “- His cousin with your Dvd player”. Bulgarian joke about Macedonians- “- What do you call a Bulgarian trying to understand Macedonian history/matters?” – A person without a chance”. Slovenian joke about Bosnians- “A Slovene, a Bosnian and a Montenegrin run a 100-meter race. The Slovene wins. Why? The Montenegrin gave up, and the Bosnian lost his way.” Joke about Italians- “- What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pocket?” “- A mute” Netherlands on the Belgians- “- Why wasn’t Jesus born in Belgium?” “-God couldn’t find three wise men in Belgium”. Swedes on the Finns- “The difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral there’s one person not having vodka.” Irish Jokes: An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we dont even have a fridge to keep it in. The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car, he laments, and she doesnt even know how to drive! The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it, he chuckles. Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesnt even have a penis! Hungarian jokes: Q: How did the Germans conquer Hungary so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Hungarian thought they were leaving. Q: How do you get a one-armed Hungarian out of a tree? A: Wave to him.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Apr 2014 10:20:52 +0000
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