Ever wonder if your partner is the one? Well I have a method for testing if they’re worthy, it’s a flawless plan. You need to do this on a night when they have something important the next day, like early in the morning, like work or something. So what you need to do is let your partner go to sleep, assure them you will come to bed soon. But you’re not going to, what you do is you get drunk with your friend, but not drunk drunk, you get shattered and plastered off my ass drunk. Be really loud and obnoxious, like laugh a lot and shout. Make sure your partner can hear you, I mean, you are testing them. The next step is to decide you and your friend are going for a trek across suburbs on a quest for Reese’s Pieces, but you’re going to do it loudly and drunkenly. Remember, you need to be ridiculously drunk. So after an hour or so you should reach your destination, make sure you puke several times before entering the seven eleven or which ever store you have chosen. Once inside, acquire candy and get your friend to purchase them as you run back out side and throw up again. Now you have your candy, eat some and vomit them straight back up. This is when you call your partner to come pick you up, make sure you yell over the phone. When your partner comes to pick you up, vomit again, and offer no assistance with getting you into the vehicle. After your partner wrestles you into the vehicle, make sure you apologise drunkenly, then proceed to vomit inside the vehicle. Once your partner get’s you home, try to throw up every last bit of your stomach and then black out. When you wake up the next day and your partner has left for their important thing, call them up and apologise. If they aren’t mad and say it’s fine and that they love you, THEY’VE PAST! AND YOU MARRY THAT PERSON ONE DAY! BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING! Trust me, it works, I’ve tried it.
Posted on: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 05:18:21 +0000
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