Every night, Joe would go down to the corner store, get a six pack of Coke, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last Coke, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left. The next night, after he finished his 4th Coke, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left. The next night, after he finished his 1st Coke, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time, Joe was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left. The fourth night Joe didnt drink any Coke at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Joe and left him in a heap on the living room floor. The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. What can I do? he pleaded. Not much the doctor replied. Theres just a nasty bug going around.
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 01:30:00 +0000
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