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Every parents guide to snack time: First cut watermelon into perfect little sticks, opt for the cake pan instead of the plate, arrange the sticks into some artistic design with cheese puffs, sit the cake pan in the floor to avoid the high chair tantrum, watch child eat his snack with enthusiasm for a few minutes, walk away and put feet up, read a book while child dumps contents of pan into the floor and proceeds to hammer the food until it is nothing more than sticky yellow and pink pulp in the freshly mopped kitchen floor, put the book down when child decides to crawl straight toward the bathroom as he reminds you he actually needs a bath now. Bonus points if you actually skip the baby wipe bath tonight.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 02:20:17 +0000

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